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🎇 The Founding Father of Freedom & Fireball with our George Sloshington 4th of July Shirt!🎇
Raise your red solo cup to the legend himself—George Sloshington, the boozy alter-ego of George Washington. This hilarious 4th of July shirt turns presidential pride into party-ready style. Whether you’re sipping bourbon or flipping burgers, this tee is your ultimate declaration of independence and intoxication.
🎁 A Perfect Gift for History Buffs, Party Starters & Patriotic Jokers
Know someone who loves historical humor and happy hour? This shirt is the ideal gift for dads, brothers, college friends, or anyone who wants to show off their star-spangled sense of humor. Great for 4th of July, Memorial Day, or that one friend who thinks they are a founding father after 3 shots.
Why You’ll Love Our George Sloshington Shirt:
✅ Epic founding father + drinking pun design
✅ Super soft & lightweight for summer heat
✅ Gets a laugh every single time
✅ Great conversation starter
✅ Unisex fit – comfy for everyone
✅ Built for BBQs, not boring speeches
Product Features:
- Lightweight Comfort – 4.5 oz./yd² fabric (7.5 oz./L yd in CA) offers a breathable, everyday fit.
- Soft & Durable – Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft feel and lasting quality.
- Blended Options – Antique colors & Sport Grey (90/10 cotton/polyester), Dark Heather & Heather colors (65/35), Graphite Heather (50/50).
- Smooth Print Surface – High stitch density provides a clean canvas for vibrant prints.
- Flattering Fit – Modern classic fit with a narrow rib collar for a polished look.
- Reinforced Durability – Taped neck and shoulders reduce wear and maintain shape.
- Tear Away Label – For added comfort and easy branding.
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Eco-Conscious – Made with OEKO-TEX® certified low-impact dyes and supports Better Cotton™ practices globally.
Let freedom ring (and drinks flow)! Click Add to Cart now and wear your historical hangover with pride.
Size & Care Instructions:
📏 Size Chart Available – Check our sizing guide to find the perfect fit.
🧼 Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and iron inside out for long-lasting wear.
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